Senyum petang Isnin..

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ah Kau: $10.

Teacher: You don't know Maths.

Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

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Teacher: Where were you born..?

Student: Singapore , Sir.

Teacher: Which part?

Student: All of me ma....